just another day of not being rich and famous

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wut da hale


I literally pray all the time thanking god and my ancestors for blessing me with brown skin and big lips and beautiful hair and just beauty in general

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*


Iโ€™m yours if youโ€™re still around


What if the booty on plies thick album cover is his own


no offense but who can give me the $200 necessary to get this dress


The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. โ€œHow come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?โ€ The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. โ€œBecauseโ€ฆโ€ he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, โ€œโ€ฆ only 90โ€™s kids remember the 90โ€™sโ€

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